Reap What You Sow Senorita Sainz

Disclaimer: You are not gonna like this!

I first heard of the plight of Mexican television reporter Inés Sainz a few days ago on AM radio. I know most of you may not know of this thing called AM talk radio but I and two other people listen. The story went; the "self proclaimed" hottest female sportscaster was harassed by the New York Jets. My first thought was wow really??? A pretty girl around NFL players and those fine, upstanding, morally sound, all around gentlemen harassed her??? Impossible! I was shocked, with the likes of Ray Lewis, Ben Roethlisberger, Terrell Owens this league of gentleman was above reproach! I dismissed it as utter shenanigans.

Today while watching the news at work, (side note: AM radio always breaks news first! try it sometime and don't blame me if you learn something) I see how lady Sainz portrays herself. TV Azteca sells this woman's looks period. The news then shows her website, all it is is provocative pictures of herself. 

Facts: She says she is the hottest female sportcaster, and her website along with TV Azteca sells her looks. 

Confusion: Why would those sites not have photos of her interviewing famous sports stars, samples of her writings about sports, or maybe a paper published in JAMA about the events of full contact sports in coloration with the increased number of athletes developing rheumatoid arthritis? 

Interrogative: When you go to the zoo and kick the monkey cage are you shocked when they throw poop? Can we assume the average NFL player is locked in the behavioral age of a 13 year old boy? Most of them have never been asked to grow up because they can throw a ball over that mountain(snuck in a movie quote). 

Hypothesis: Your biggest assest and the thing you put forward, your looks not your sports reporting, (sorry) plus full grown men stuck at the age of thirteen equals?? You got it baby birds Inés Sainz is at least 50% responsible for this conundrum. Ah-hah that's the part you hate!

Conclusion: Folks you are what you put forward. Don't expect everyone to be mature and see past the shallow nature of your fake persona you put forward under the guise of "looks". You sell it, people buy it, and you are shocked they buy it?? Ninny! This is the part where I say, "I don't condone what has happened". I shouldn't have to but I will, because I'm sure someone will think I do, weirdos. I have a daughter and I will do my best to show her that her actions while she may seem to think otherwise will lead to how people see you and treat you. If I sell crack-corns, put my crack-corns out for everyone to see, and make sure you know I have the best crack-corns. I should not be shocked when all you want me for is my crack-corns. (Jimmy crack-corn and I don't care, sorry digression)

Advise Baby Birds: Hookers, strippers, "entertainers" stop it. "Stop what?", you ask. "It", I retort. Do not sell you body, looks, sexuality. Do not let that be the cover sheet of your fax. Present qualities you want recognized first. Oh and I hear you in the back, "I can't help it if I'm beautiful". Silence! I have the same problem. The fix to that is maybe not wearing panted on jeans and shirt to a place where negative interaction may occur by those less mature than you. Miss Sainz try a nice looser fitting pant suit, perhaps a skirt to the knees with a shirt and blazer, and cut out the twelve inch stilettos. Stop wearing boxers with pictures of milk bones in a dog eat dog world! (Nooooorrrrmmm!*)

*reference to the character Norm Peterson from cheers who once quoted, "It's a dog eat dog world, Woody and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear." You are welcome!